Before Demotivational Poster
BEFORE YOU.... -
HANG IN THERE - It's going to be OK Buddy. She was a bitch anyway.
SAFETY FIRST -
THE HIGHWAY TO HELL - Not surprising....it's in the South
FALCOR - Before the whole never-ending adventure even got started.
PRACTICE PADDLING -
I - Don't have an attitude problem You have a perception problem
BOX O' STUPID PEOPLE - A few more of these and things may just work out.
UNFAIR FIGHT -
Can't find my glasses... -
IT MAY SEEM TOO SIMPLE - but he's not wrong.
INTERNET DATING -
PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL - Pain and looking like a dumbass cometh immediately after.
BEFORE THERE WAS PAPA ROACH - The kids had Papa Smurf !
THE TRUTH -
ENTERTAINMENT VALUE -
LOVEBIRDS - Okay, maybe he's taking that whole "til death do us part" thing a touch too far
I HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS -
BEFORE THERE WAS OZZFEST - There was SausageFest !
THE CHASE -
THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - should go to nukes
BEFORE INTERNET PORN - You could get it in public, for only 1 cent But you needed both hands to work the machine.
Google maps -
EVERYONE DIES... -
ALWAYS - Remember You are unique Just like everyone else
ONE STEP TOO FAR -
FRIDAY NIGHT - With a freshly Windexed helmet, MWLF goes hunting "I leave for the moon tomorrow...and I may not ever make it back. Wanna do it?"
BEFORE THE INTERNET - THE CLASSICS - EMMANUELLE -
LIGHTER - You think this is special? You should see her bottle opener.
PRIVATE INFERNO -
STAR TREK -
ONLINE CLASSES -
UMMM... ELTON, I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS - There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. Elton John
LIONS - Here's the only surefire way to get more!
STUNT MAN - Now Stunted growth man.
BEFORE I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP - I Pray That Cubbybear Will Return This Week.
SOLIE MOON FRYE - Before and after time skip
WTF - IS THIS ABOUT?
PLASTIC SURGERY -
CENSORS - The Ability To Police One Self Prior To Making A Public Mistake
OH THE THINGS THAT YOU'LL FIND OUT -
Best Before Dates -
OR AS WE CALL THEM, PANHANDLERS -
GOLDEN YEARS -
SIMPLE THINGS -
PUBLICITY - Before jumping in and doing the good thing... Make sure that everyone's watching
WASN'T THAT A PARTY! -
T.E.A.M - This Employer Annoys the #%#% out of Me.
I EAT LIKE A GOD...CUBBY GOD... - FRIED SPAM, SPAM SAIMAN, AND LOCO-MOCO The real reason anyone with sense at all never leaves paradise at all.
OFFICE MORALE -
QUALITY OVER QUANTITY -
AN EARLY LESTER MOMENT - "Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am"
MOTIFAKE ADDICTION -
Wendy's Chili -
HAPPINESS IS... - ...bubblewrap. Who'da thought?
HAPPINESS IS... - loving yourself in spite of society's dissaproval of cannibalism.
MOTIFAKE NOOBS -
WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT? - I mean, come on! It's almost as if you guys had never seen a naked yellow chick with blue hair before. Geez! Get a grip!
MOTIFAKE - In it's infancy there was no Banhammer, and punishment was swift, fierce and very, very painful.
LATEST COMMENTS - Driving the unprepared and the Timmys to their Internet Happy Boxes faster than they can blink!
MATCHBOOK QUANDARY - I DON'T GET IT
TOYOTA EXECUTIVES - WHY SOOO SERIOUS? HAW-HAW!! Yes, that elevators going down.
DIVIDE BY ZERO -
Life like lemons -
Mind's Eye View -
The 8th Deadly Sin -
What Was Real -
meth addicts -